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Anti-Censorship Win of the Day: In a major victory for the Internet, and major blow to its would-be censors, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), co-sponsor of SOPA’s sister bill PIPA, has officially withdrawn his support for the legislation.
“I have been a co-sponsor of the PROTECT IP Act because I believe it’s important to protect American ingenuity, ideas and jobs from being stolen through Internet piracy, much of it occurring overseas through rogue websites in China,” the Senator wrote in a post on his Facebook page. “However, we must do this while simultaneously promoting an open, dynamic Internet environment that is ripe for innovation and promotes new technologies.”
In addition to withdrawing his support out of “concerns about the impact the bill could have on access to the Internet,” Sen. Rubio also urges Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid “to abandon his plan to rush the bill to the floor.”
PIPA is currently slated to be voted on next Tuesday, January 24th.
[facebook / @marcorubio.]
YES! I’m a little less bummed to live here!](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly07sgE75O1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Anti-Censorship Win of the Day: In a major victory for the Internet, and major blow to its would-be censors, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), co-sponsor of SOPA’s sister bill PIPA, has officially withdrawn his support for the legislation.
“I have been a co-sponsor of the PROTECT IP Act because I believe it’s important to protect American ingenuity, ideas and jobs from being stolen through Internet piracy, much of it occurring overseas through rogue websites in China,” the Senator wrote in a post on his Facebook page. “However, we must do this while simultaneously promoting an open, dynamic Internet environment that is ripe for innovation and promotes new technologies.”
In addition to withdrawing his support out of “concerns about the impact the bill could have on access to the Internet,” Sen. Rubio also urges Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid “to abandon his plan to rush the bill to the floor.”
PIPA is currently slated to be voted on next Tuesday, January 24th.
[facebook / @marcorubio.]
YES! I’m a little less bummed to live here!
That feeling when you have to pee really badly but you hold it for a long time and you’re finally relieved to make it to a urinal but when you finally actually get to the urinal you realize you’ve been so concentrated on not peeing that you actually kind of have to poop too so when you start to pee you start to kind of fart and you have to do that awkward urinal dance clenching and un-clenching the right muscles so you don’t crap yourself standing up. Maybe its just me though.
Actually, I do kind of like this book, but I digress. My favorite part of these educational books is the forced diversity in every picture. “Asian kid? Check. Black kid? Check check. Vague race? Check(o?). Kid in a wheelchair? Check. Aw yeah, hes white too, take that whitey.”
Much ado about BITCHES AND HOES BITCHES AND HOES.
I just wanted to write that. Because why not.
Sure we have miscarriages of justice and all, but what about abortions of justice? Pregnant justice stomach punches? Kicks to father-justice’s gonads? I for one will not stand for this dead baby of a situation. There really are no winners when you’re dealing with what we have here; an open and shut case of Justi-SIDS.
Edit: It’s my 100th post!
But every now again you’ll come across someone who has their head so far up their own ass that at first glance they’re normal, but in truth, theyve mobius-striped their cranium backwards through the entirety of the digestive tract and are putting on a nice charade for the rest of the world. You however, know better.
I am but a man. With two hands. Maybe sometimes I wish I was Shiva, Hindu God of (I’m assuming) extra appendages. But I’m not. Unfortunately for you, that means you need to come up with some other comparative statement, lest one of my assumed-present fictitious hands gets up the nerve to flick you off. Go away, nobody likes you.
Ladies, I’m pretty sure you know that Mens Restrooms have urinals in them, but I realized I haven’t the foggiest idea of what goes on in Womens Restrooms as I was writing this post. I saw a couch in one once. A COUCH. Moving on. So there seems to be this unwritten rule, that if a restroom happens to have an odd number of urinals (say 3), you are to step to either the left or the right when there is no one there, so as to allow maximum distance from other mens penises if one should happen in and also need to pee. Now, this creates a sticky situation during periods of high usage. A typical response is to simply use the stall and avoid coming within proximity of another penis (and hopefully “the gay” that comes along with it). People who use a stall when there are spaced-urinals open are a whole different blog post. SO FINE other-dudes-I-don’t-know, if you wanna space out and do whatever and waste water with real-toilets instead of urinals, thats all well and good. But if I’ve gotta pee, and theres 2 of you standing at urinals 1 and 3, and I happen to use urinal 2, DONT GIVE ME THE STINK EYE LIKE I’M ABOUT TO START GOING MEATSPIN.COM ON YOU (um, don’t go there if you dont know what it is, really). The crux of the matter is, with all this implicit homophobia, guys at large don’t seem to realize its totally chill to see a penis; you have a penis, I have a penis, half the population has a penis. Totally legit thing, this “penis.” So guys, just remember, seeing a penis doesn’t make you gay, but your rampant refusal to look at a dick may just build up enough tension that your curiosity overwhelms you at some point in your 30’s and you have a night with your buddy that you spend the rest of your life pretending didn’t happen. But it did. Oh, it did. Now go away, nobody likes you.
YOU HAVE HER IN A GIANT BALL. DANGLING ABOVE TIME SQUARE. COULDN’T A ROPE BREAK OR SOMETHING? THERE ARE “(UN?)FORTUNATE ACCIDENTS” SOMETIMES RIGHT? PLEEEEEEASE? Go away, nobody likes you.
