December 2009
6 posts
Negative Nancys
Look, I’m deadset in my fiscal irresponsibility and you telling me about how my children will never see a decent college is only going to make losing the keno and the powerball lamer. And stop telling me about the dangers of smoking, its fucking rad. Go away, nobody likes you.
Audible Smoochers
Its no secret kissing is fun, everybody does it after all. But when I can hear your PDA from two library aisles over, it makes me want to beat you over the head with my unfortunately padded chair. Go away, nobody likes you.
Snifflers
Attention: we have the technology. We can make you better, faster, less annoying. Blow your godforsaken nose already. Go away, nobody likes you and you have an infectant potential that frankly i dont like to quarrel with.
Steampunkers
See that up there? Thats your version of the internet. It sucks. Go away, nobody likes you.
People Who Read Signs One-Sy-Luh-Bul-At-A-Time
You know, just because you have a 2.1 GPA doesnt mean you dont have a subconcious stream of thought. Yeah that billboard was hilarious. Until you broke it down. Then paused. Then went “ohh.” Then you laughed. Then said “thats funny.” And I died on the inside. I hate you. Go away, nobody likes you.
Quotemiesters
Remember that time at band camp? You’re ron burgandy? You’ll be back? YOU WANT TO LIVE AGAIN? Go away, nobody likes you.