January 2011
2 posts
Guy who keeps saying "on the other hand"
I am but a man. With two hands. Maybe sometimes I wish I was Shiva, Hindu God of (I’m assuming) extra appendages. But I’m not. Unfortunately for you, that means you need to come up with some other comparative statement, lest one of my assumed-present fictitious hands gets up the nerve to flick you off. Go away, nobody likes you.
Urinalphobes
Ladies, I’m pretty sure you know that Mens Restrooms have urinals in them, but I realized I haven’t the foggiest idea of what goes on in Womens Restrooms as I was writing this post. I saw a couch in one once. A COUCH. Moving on. So there seems to be this unwritten rule, that if a restroom happens to have an odd number of urinals (say 3), you are to step to either the left or the right...