That feeling when you have to pee really badly but you hold it for a long time and you’re finally relieved to make it to a urinal but when you finally actually get to the urinal you realize you’ve been so concentrated on not peeing that you actually kind of have to poop too so when you start to pee you start to kind of fart and you have to do that awkward urinal dance clenching and un-clenching the right muscles so you don’t crap yourself standing up. Maybe its just me though.