Sometimes in life, you just feel the need to strike up a conversation with someone, just really, you know, CONNECT. Or you could just cower away on the internet with facebook status updates that show youre starved for attention. “Boy, CRAZY DAY TODAY.” “Flat Tire :-(” “Life just isnt what I thought it would be.” Clogging my feed with cries for sympathy is making me much less happy that we’re facebook friends. In fact, HOW DO I EVEN KNOW YOU? Go away, nobody likes you.